Wherein I present for your amusement and edification, real bits of email I have received ...
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
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I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
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Real spam,unedited and unintelligible:
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Geez!, Send me two at that price!
This sounds like the same author has decided to share his distinctive style:
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Pills for genuine humans? Are there pills for androids?
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What? More?
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How many ways can they butcher this text?
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And Again ...
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